In the beginning...

In the beginning... I didn't really know what to write... Hopefully that will change with time and/or practice. Actually, who am I kidding? I can always crap on - it's one of my many talents. It's just that I suspect that in the beginning what I write will largely be crappy, and I hope that'll improve.

Why a blog? Why just the normal reasons... fame fortune scandal and a horrendously well paid book deal. That'd be nice.

Failing that (or in the meantime) this'll be a cheaper alternative to therapy... not that I really need therapy right now due to the overwhelming stability in my life. I am remarkably well adjusted. Nothing that makes for interesting reading yet huh? Surely something fantastically interesting will happen in my life soon, and even if no one else reads it or cares, then when I'm 83 and the only thing between my boobs is my belly button, me and my 43 cats can look back on this blog and have a giggle about how exciting/shallow/naive I used to be.

So why Cheeky Goddess? Well, it just sounded better than smart-assed and arrogant... catchier don't you think? I never really had a major nickname growing up (parental pet names excluded) and I think smart ass was as close I got - but I liked it - better that than dumbass I figured